all hail cardiel

this shit was on my wall for years.

best thing i seen all week

so i was trolling the internet looking for skool pictures from the late 80's and early nineties with that sweet laserbeam background and i found this epic web site: http://www.sexypeople-blog.com
i dont know how to hyperlink it or whatever so yer just gonna have to copy and paste it but trust me it is the shit. hears some sweet pics i found:



my parents never let me get the infamous laser beam background and it still bums me out to this day.

the mentors are pro gang-rape

i know this is fukked but that bitch deserved it. the guy in the hood is el duce and hes kinda like the west coast gg allin but a little more put together i think. and he's not dead. in the BBC documentary "kurt and courtney" he claims that courtney love offered him $20,000 to kill kurt cobain. who the fukk knows if its true or not but im pretty sure el duce would say anything just to piss off a bunch of random strangers. thats a quality i really admire in an artist.

sham 69 - "borstal breakout"

form the documentary "DOA".

mtv sports - "freestyle frisbee?"

fukk i love the nineties! dan cortese could be the biggest douche in the history of douches but this was a good ass show. is this the birth of "extreme" editing?

japanther - "I10"

so i downloaded the new japanther record last nite, and by downloaded i actually mean i payed for it cuz they're one of the few bands out there i dont mind giving my money to, and its super good. they got penny rimbaud (crass) to produce it and do some spoken word shit on it thats really cool. i once read an interview with kanye west where he described chromeo as "sounding like the future" and while chromeo obviously kikks ass, i dont agree with this statement. to me, japanther really sounds like the future. their home baked pile of punk, electro, hip hop, dub and dance induced chaos is like nothing i have ever heard before and i just cant get enough of it. i just hope i can catch a live show before they move to L.A. this song is off "master of pigeons" and its one of my favorites. i couldnt find any videos from the new record but as soon as someone makes one i'll throw it up.

thor's hammer - "norge"

this is what the dudes from sunno)))) were doing in 1994. fukking brutal!! such gnarly vocals for a chikk. and shes hot!! i'd put a ring on that bitch in a second!!!!

ninjasonik - "art skool girls"

so funny, so true....

noothgrush - "oil removed"

we're all doomed. embrace it.

new fix the metal interpretive dance team member - kevin motherfukking bacon

this is the gayest scene ever put to celluloid excluding actual gay porn.

bologna feet

ahhhh the state. classic. and yes im on a nineties mtv kick this week. u got a fukkin problem with that?

"who's the faggot with the tuba?"

how did i not fukking know about this guy sooner? goddam this is funny!!

i didnt even know who the vaselines were...

until i heard this song. thanks kurt. another mtv nineties gem.

ODB

u know when u think about mtv in the nineties and sometimes u remember shit that was so dope u cant even believe it was on mtv? ya, this is one of them shits. R.I.P. ODB

this was some fukked up shit....

i still have nightmares sometimes about that broad under the bed. i never really watched this show but i def remember the peacocks. i dunno why this blog has had so many freaks on it lately but im into it.

vhs nostalgia - anti hero "cow video"

this is probably the best video ever made. u can watch the rest of it on the youtube im just to lazy to copy and paste all the sections on this shit. all anti hero videos are good obviously but i think this has got to be my favorite one. proctor got it first and i rememeber when he let me borrow it i watched it at least twice a day for the entire time i had it. fukktards is super gnarly but this video along with the skating had a killer soundtrakk. any andy roy footage is epic but when its set to void's "who are u and why am i here", thats just fukkin tits. i honestly feel that videos like this, along with jake phelps' passionate editorials from the time period, are what drove me to start traveling to new and interesting places in search of new shit to shred eventually leading me to skatings current mecca, oregon. me being the idiot that i am though, one hot summer day i left proctors tape in the bakk window of my car and it melted. i replaced his copy with a dubbed vhs that also contained jim's ramp jam which i believe he still has. i guess we're even.

new fix the metal extreme d-bag division team member- chi'mo' the weather man

this dude must have really pissed one of the graphics guys off somethin' awful. welcome to the team bro.

in case you were wondering......

people are still rollerblading. long live the fruity booters.

new fix the the metal team member: zed

pro model out this christmas!

saint vitus

get baked and turn this shit up!