der kommissar

wednesday sesh at frozen waves in haverhill, mass.

running free

i've said it before and i'll say it again, bruce dickinson is a fag. they should have stuck with this guy or quit.

canada is weird

i love when that cunt picks up the longboard and says, "and this one looks like i might be able to handle it". ya, i bet you can.

masonite dust

FTM friday sesh at Red Alert and on saturday we hit the road and went to check out Greenside Skatepark in Middletown Rhode Island. The place is fucking sick. The dudes that own it skate, they got pool coping and no helmets if your over 18. Definitely worth the drive. Hit the road.

natalie portman's army

two words bro, target practice.

first of the day

busta butters

could have been way worse.

powder patrol

red alert footage and a rare glimpse of a typical night in hudson new hampshire.

R.I.P. LFSP

footy from the crypt son!! part of my contest run circa 96/98. i fell on a frontside slash cuz i slipped on some water. not makin excuses, just sayin. shit was nuts cuz i skated that fucking place every day but as soon as i heard my name called i got so nervous for some reason. i was pushing all crazy and just being weird in general. still got them backside ollies though. i fucking miss this place so much. i remember that day so well too. it was our first contest and everyone showed up. EB showed some love with the tunes and some prizes and shit went off. big thanks to the lewis' for filming this and all the support they showed us and the park in general. fix the metal.

FTM in penisylvania edit by jean jacket james lewis

heres some footy from a trip we took down to PA a few months ago to visit FTM member james lewis and his wife party patty. we helped james finish up this tight ass ramp in his garage and commenced shredding. this thing is really fun but hard as shit to skate. we hit FDR and some other park too but in true FTM fashion i was completely drunk the entire time this was all the footy we got. leave only beer cans and take only memories.

punk rock keith

new park local keith powers gettin' his fuckin' shred on. dont forget to check dirty shire and the busta' blog for more nashua coverage. these dudes kill shit.

cigarette juice

captain fitzroy

FTM west coast operative eric fitz aka captain fitzroy aka captain fitz of the S.S. fitzgerald aka sombrero guy checks in with some trippy ass footage from a D.I.Y. spot in the cliffs of santa cruz california. check out his travels along with some other crap at party intellectuals

dopesmoker

can a man really own a bush?

chill bro! he always puts it back! i know we've discussed similar interactions on this blog before so i won't waste any time typing why or why not physical violence is a proper solution to this situation cuz you all know where i stand. just punch the guy in the fucking face and keep punching until you've had your fill. this fuckin' shake junt deathwish $40 dollar t-shirt havin' pussy just stood there and took it. man the fuck up bro and fight! i bet if you broke his fucking nose he sure would think twice before yelling at a skater again and that would be doing all of us a favor. thanks asshole.

jerusalum

riff raff and dirt nasty

it's all about riff reezy in this one.

castlelvania

halloweekend

jamie thompson comes to satchua

good demo. so pumped that we saw a japan grab too.

the oppressor

at :58 the dude actually makes sense. i'm confused.

holy slizz

this slizz is a real cunt but god damn if it don't look like god shoved two big ol' christmas hams in her rear end. i'm blown away.

dude stew

FTM thrashes VT and the northwest woods of NH. sort of.

bloodshed in the streets

the fuckin' bruisers. these dudes were the shit. only got to see em live once but i rocked this record non stop for years. wish there was a video for "american night". quite possibly the best "i'm gonna go to a party, get fucked up and get in a fight" song ever recorded.

throbbing thursday

great fuckin' day. FTM por vida.

traction tape

Roger TX Toast Tour Focus Groups from Roger Skateboards on Vimeo.

thank you michael sieben. funny ass mother fucker.

murder king

find z-man

mixin' it up in the pit at robstock 2010.

pretzel grip

this looks fun. i hope this trend of actually riding the skateboards continues. fuck transworld.

tricks are stupid

9LIVES "Tony Trujillo" from Six Stair on Vimeo.

tony t in his prime. ignorant as fuck and killing shit. tylenol paid for this one.

DEATHBOWL TO DOWNTOWN "Gonz" from Six Stair on Vimeo.

gonz was/is the shit. check out six stair productions. they skate and make cool grainy films. they made this too.

riff raff back up in this bitch!

why did they cancel from G's to gents?

new hampshire

FTM friday 9/24/10 and the concrete carnage in thrashua. big up to eastern boarder nashua and scion for putting on a fucking ripping event. didn't even feel like a contest which is the way it should be. everyone copped some scrillas and came together with no drama and no cops. shout out to the new park trash, FTM crew and thc. keeping shit gangster as fuck in the NH.

aggression has two g's

fuck it. we're skating tomorrow. who cares.

outlaw scumfuck

bloodmobile

the wheels are in. i finally got my work on a skate related product. dream come true. big thanks to the blood kult for all the support. heil satan.

boots and braces

let's go shotgun beers in the parking lot

some observations from the andover park opening/contest thing yesterday:
-the park is sick. one of the best bowls i have ever skated even though i only took one run.
-that band that was playing in the parking lot? what the fuck was that?
-the rock climbing wall was unnecessary.
-was there a contest? all i saw was bachinsky and manny putting on a demo while some fashion casualty yelled through a megaphone.
-boulevard skateboards? never heard of it.
-you can't just talk to doug especially after you already said you were leaving.
-getting snaked by a razor scooter is almost as embarrassing as having your friends turn the browser on your phone on and seeing nothing but lesbian anal dildo porn.
-the salem park is the worst pile of suck i have ever skated and if i see the fucking chooches who built that shit i am seriously going to punch them in the fucking face. 30 grand? fucking assholes.
-i don't hate pelham park as much as i used to. the epic curb sesh was the highlight of the day.

thank you breaking ground for building another awesome shralp zone. now we don't have to drive to CT every weekend.

30 dollar bag

kill yourself with drugs.

show up get shred

white punks on hope

i need drugs

an oldie but a goodie. i remember finding this record in one of my old dj roomates crates and tripping the fuck out on it. in a time when jurassic 5 reigned supreme at most of the parties we went to, it was nice to hear some hip hop with a little evil in it. god bless uncle howie.

caught slippin'

smoke a blunt to take the pain out.

room 13

FTM fuck shit up day

i might need a ride. the cops still got my license plates. trife life crew 2010. broke as fuck.

kick a bitch

bukowski is my life coach.

fuck the tea party

i hate my school

this record is the shit. been looking for it for a while then i randomly went on punk not profit today and there it was. fucking proper punk rock. fast, snotty and filled with hate for all the normals.

cut yourself

FTM friday no bueno

fucking rain. i was stoked on this flyer though so i thought i'd put it up anyways.

more money more murder

let's have a party!

when and where the fuck was this? fuckin' rainbow stage sets and playing in front of what looks like 1,000,000 people. epic shit. and how coked out is geezer on bass? i mean, im sure they all were coked out but he's really goin' for it.

bronze star

sorry ralph but my honey BBQ chicken wrap was delicious.

the blood moustache mixtape

a compilation of beats, sounds and pop cultural references perfect for listening to while gacking back a fat pile of drugs. download it for free here

wreck your face

you know the deal. londonderry, beers, chronic, dudes, totally bro vibe.

reality asylum

i know, i know, these youtube viewer made videos are cheesy as fuck but c'mon, its crass! penny's words read by gee in this piece still give me chills. they're re-releasing "the feeding of the 5000" next month in the U.S. and its gonna be the first cd i've bought in like 3 years. digitally re-mastered and it comes with a re-print of the original full sized poster and everything. can't fucking wait!

i dont need society

DRI "thrash zone" was the first dubbed tape i ever got. i had to hide it from my parents along with the dead kennedys one i got from the same kid. thank you chad lafrance. wonder what ever happened to that dude. saw him at a zyklon zeros party in nashua in like '96 and he was all fucked up on glue and didnt remember me. you changed my life bro. thanks.

come down from your cross

so i subscribed to this polish chicks youtube channel a while back cuz she always seems to have all the latest and most frightening black metal stuff i have ever heard with custom videos to match. i dont know where she collects her imagery from but its definitely some of the more epic satanic shit i've seen. great war atrocities stuff too even if she does dabble in some strange third reich fetish crap. theres one pic in this montage that ive seen before of a bunch of dead babies tied to a tree with barbed wire. i think it was taken during one of stalin's little ethnic cleansing sprees after WWII but im not sure. what kind of fucking piece of shit could do that and not cut their own fucking eyes out after seeing what he had done? humans are fucked. fight war not wars.

the meth was good in the 90's

trust me.

oh andover...

how long do i have to wait to shralp you....

mystic pizza

took a killer trip to CT and RI yesterday with a totally gangster crew. westerly is my new favorite park for sure. i didnt get any footy of our out of state shralp fest but heres some pembroke and FTM friday shit. special appearance by eric fitz aka captain fitzroy.

they rapin' everybody out here

the original video of this epic moment in the history of the english language has been making its rounds on the interweb for a couple of weeks now. im sure everybody saw it so i decided not to blog it. but then i saw this. had to do it. best use of autotune i ever heard.

razor blades and angry faces

whats love got to do with it

great day. nothing but laughs.

get retarded

what a fucking epic jam. R.I.P. shitbag.

i hate children

FTM friday sesh again. good times had by all except for the chooch in the swishy pants. go home and cry to yer momma fucker and stop snaking my bro's.

fake dread faggot

seriously? crying? at a fucking skate contest? i know he's just a kid but man the fuck up dude.

FTM friday featuring some new park trash

great fuckin' day. fucked up fuckin' nite. blood everywhere.

spew hatred

i'm gettin extra drunk tonite

our crew kills. fuck your shitty scene.

dead babies

am i fucked up if i think this is fucking hilarious? oh well.

poverty and spit

heil satan

i think we may have created a monster. keep watching the local news for reports on churches in the area being burned to the ground.

death is forming

viva hate

fuck jeff morris.

bum bags

bro'down throwdown

FTM fridays. always fun.

FTM friday tomorrow

in the londondirty. show up get shred.

lets hear it for the weirdos

killer tofu

no hope tuesday can go fuck itself.

epic mondays

skateboarding in new hampshire is so fucking rad right now i can barley contain myself. FTM por vida. live free or die.

i jumped off joe's roof

i'm only getting swimming coverage from now on. skating is getting played out.

emerald

this song is the fucking JAM.

i wanna know what chooch is

i want you to show me

up and quit

holy slizz

the french are assholes.

new park trash satches maine featuring zack

i can't believe i missed out on that blue drink. im in next year for sure.

no hope tuesday

choochin' it

thursday

surrounded by chooches

one of the guys i work with lives in salem and mentioned to me yesterday that he saw a skatepark going up near the mall there. my curiosity was immediately peaked but after a bit of internetting all i came up with were these minutes from a town meeting:
5. Business:
• Skate Park: Chris pointed out that at the last meeting he assigned
homework of going around town to see if a spot jumped out at you that
said the skate park should go here to bring it forward. Did anyone find a
spot like that? Everybody started nodding their heads reflecting a negative
response.
Pat summarized the donations received for construction of the skate park
and we will have access to those funds. He is getting companies to donate
all or part of paving, fencing, and signs. Merrill will fill any sink holes.
No tax payer money will be used to construct the park. He mentioned that
the police department will patrol the park every hour and he is going to
have a camera angled at the park from Wal-Mart. Pat also mentioned
extra stone from exit 2; he will see if Rick Russell might be able to get
some to help with building parts up.

really? the police are gonna patrol it every hour? if they're there that much is the wal-mart sponsored security camera even necessary? i fully embrace skateboarding's pseudo outlaw image but this shit is getting out of hand. if you were building a fucking baseball field or a pussy volleyball court would you still feel the need for that much of a police presence? if they're gonna treat me like a criminal then i'm gonna act like one. i'm goin' down there opening day and cooking up a huge batch of meth on top of the fucking hubba or whatever other shitty obstacle the choochy city workers throw together. the whole thing reeks of those faggots at NOTB anyways so who cares. fuck salem.

R.I.P. harvey pekar

artist, writer, philosopher and nihilist. the man spoke the truth and people listened. if you haven't read the "american splendor" comics or seen the movie i recommend doing so. great stuff about honest living and the struggles of the everyday dude.

nigga got a concrete lawn!

thanx to thick b aka surf mcmurph aka sha one for alerting me to this swagged out shit.

strange days

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choochderry

hate stuff

die for you

FTM friday. again.

we are gearing up for what we call getting down.

one week paid vacation

a whole week without work? what the fuck am i going to do with myself? oh ya, skate, catch up on art projects, spend time with the old lady and get fucking rip roaring drunk every night.

go skateboarding day craze edit

NP Chronicles: Go Skateboarding Day from Jon Wolf on Vimeo.

holy fucking shred fest. i don't know about that judging though earl. i think my man zack got robbed.
video by mike greenwood, tyler and jon wolf. u guys fuckin' killed it with the double angle shit. good tune too.

i hate cop cars

vermont

meh. big deal.


burton bowl. kinda epic.



minor clean up from the rain the night before. after the hungover shred sesh we went down to the lake and shit got way epic.

brendan's dog muddy put the hurt on poor drunk hans.

big up to all the keene skate homies holdin' it down in the VT.

acid rain

fucked up weather lately but not as fucked up as this:


i know it's redundant to be bitching about the oil volcano that's erupting in the gulf but this shit is seriously stressing me out. did we as human's really destroy the ocean in our quest for overpriced non-renewable energy? if there is a god i am sure he's laughing his fucking ass off right now at how stupid we are. humans really are garbage. we suck.

man does this park look shitty or what?

i know the vid is all cropped and chopped but what a shit pile huh? total waste of space {insert sacrasm button}. and apparently santa cruz is attempting to re-brand themselves in more of a "hesh" fashion now? riding the coat tails of the the ever marketable mean green creature machine are we? well played sirs. just don't kick strubing off if that didn't already happen.

chooch of the century

Arlo Eisenberg 1996 Extreme Games from le lazy on Vimeo.

this could be the funniest thing i have ever seen. the 90's were fucking hilarious.

go skateboarding day

best day ever. shout out to the hudson p.d.

shralpshua

killer sesh.

crucial youth

bruce dickinson says wear your fucking seatbelt

satanic blood

official fix the metal lifestyle supervisor: mike rocko

glad to have you aboard sir. mikey's pre-ripped signature t-shirt line out this summer.

while it is funny that he crashed his golf cart...

that dude should've gotten STOMPED. if i saw some fat fuck rent a cop bitch hit my friend in the face, i would've fucking lost it. i don't understand how a group of guys can just stand around seeing this shit and not wanna kill this chooch. i've pretty much fantasized about beating down cops and security guards and these clowns were totally in the right, had it on film and basically had a license to rip his head off and they didn't do shit. and as for shaking hands with a guy after he comes at you like a drugged rhino? no thanks paul blart. no thanks.

screw york

DEATHBOWL TO DOWNTOWN "Soul Artists" from Six Stair on Vimeo.

dude guy

FTM friday. more money, more murder.

fuck BP

i found a pink crayon at work. yay!

go skateboarding day

thrashua

war

chooch fest

go veggie

cuz i aint.

brian lotti is still cool

How is it gonna be different than a regular skate company?
Our designs are based on color and meaning, not logos and branding.
We are trying to make boards that look cool and make people want to skate. We want our boards and videos and things to spark people’s imagination. We want to channel and broadcast a really fun, but fresh kind of skate-frequency. We want to champion great skateboarding and riders, but our vibe probably won’t be too competitive. We compete with ourselves! We want to be in a position to feature “pro-model” decks, but we want to do more and say more than just “we are a good team.” Telegraph isn’t a ball-club.

check out telegraph skateboards. or not. suck it.

french people

got lucky on that one bro.

swellbow 2

thank you nashua park. feels good to know your alive.

FTM motherfuckin' friday

rare appearance by jean jacket james lewis. hell ya.

into the fire

with these drawings the new "stuff rules" is complete. just gotta scam the photocopies from work then its on.